For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

From "Oh shit moments..."

"Yesterday, first proper shit in living memory... Sweeeeeet!"

"How long 'til you can wipe?"

"...6-8 weeks."

#killjoy

"I never thought I'd be so pleased at hearing someone can shit. Congrats on shitting!"

"Cheers! Try going 6 months without... Nearly had the damn thing gilded."

"Bidet?"

"Yep, still can't do even that unassisted though."

"Small steps. Good to hear your recovery's progressing. You should've at least taken a photo if you weren't gonna gild it."

Filmed the whole process from start to finish... Not likely to be uploaded in a foreseeable future though.

"Foffa thread >>> "

Can't be arsed to spell out the whole damn story yet again, hence I found it inappropriate to post here, as, out of context, the tale somewhat lacks the CSB factor for which this thread is now renowned, but there you are.

The sensation though... Every little shit is magic!