Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

I hope Roger Lawson sits down on a tube seat and the girl opposite smirks at him, then he feels a warm wet sensation on his bottom and he realises he's sitting where someone's wet themselves and the girl knew.
I hope he shits himself, but his story isn't funny, and it receives a cool apathetic reception on the Foffa thread.