Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

You should tell him. Most knicks look ok before being stretched over an arse so he may have no idea.

"Time for some new shorts fella" then scream "my eyes!!!!!!"

I think Crack Man is proud of his crack, it's his USP, his peacock's tail, glinting magnificently in the sunlight as he speeds across the tarmac, other cyclists veering off into bushes and bustops in his wake, dazzled into submission by the omnipotence of his crack