Why are Aussies so Awesome?

Australian touring Europe post-CMWC. I'm bored of my touring bike and want a sweet fixie bike like home (fixie bikes are cool at home still). I think I'm in France but it might be Switzerland. Where do I get a cool fixie bike? London? Maybe? Its gotta be cool and vintage so I can lock it up in shitty places. Fuck practicality yu kno ?

I'm telling Blakey.