Why are Aussies so Awesome?

In Australia, sandals are called "thongs" and Sellotape is called "Durex".

Not it isn't.
It's called sticky tape.

and sandals and thongs are different, and there are two types of thongs.

something something wrong again something

Tim Tams are better because they are better. If I were actually some mental nationalist, I wouldn't rave about British beers and mock most Aussie beers and I certainly wouldn't live here you "polenta-appreciating progressive middle class"polenta-appreciating progressive middle class
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In Australia, sandals are called "thongs" and Sellotape is called "Durex".

"The bogan was not for them a “feckless” member of an underclass so much as an ignorant and bigoted person of any class."

So RPM's actually a bogan. Who would've known?
The bogan was not for them a “feckless” member of an underclass so much as an ignorant and bigoted person of any class. - See more at: http://inside.org.au/what-we-talk-about-when-we-talk-about-bogans/#sthash.cpkT6kBo.dpuf

successful troll is successful...

I know he'll post. He knows I'll respond. It's not exactly trolling.

Now, if I was to wander into the football thread and stir shit up, that would be different..

I know he'll troll. He knows I'll bite. It's not cricket.

FTFY x

It's called sticky tape.

Not in Perth, so I'm told.

Australian touring Europe post-CMWC. I'm bored of my touring bike and want a sweet fixie bike like home (fixie bikes are cool at home still). I think I'm in France but it might be Switzerland. Where do I get a cool fixie bike? London? Maybe? Its gotta be cool and vintage so I can lock it up in shitty places. Fuck practicality yu kno ?

Not in Perth, so I'm told.

ha are you baiting me now?

Australian touring Europe post-CMWC. I'm bored of my touring bike and want a sweet fixie bike like home (fixie bikes are cool at home still). I think I'm in France but it might be Switzerland. Where do I get a cool fixie bike? London? Maybe? Its gotta be cool and vintage so I can lock it up in shitty places. Fuck practicality yu kno ?

I'm telling Blakey.

ha are you baiting me now?

I didn't know actually. This is purely more ammo.

Rising Sunshine Style - YouTube

thread ends

Psycho Dog Man, Craziest Barking Dog Impression EVER! Australian, 'Rabid' Ray Grayham - YouTube

old, but new to me...

watched this on the weekend, hilariously bad, but what a throw-back.

Is that a young BRM on the right?

I still regret not buying it when I spotted it in a bargain bin somewhere in Melbourne.

Oh dear....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23628092

Do you even news?
#august

this ain't the news thread

"Brisbane", say no more.

^No, but your lot were being "aggressive" and calling our lot "names" when they were feeling "unwell" so it doesn't count.