Ride London 100

What time did BoJo do it in then? Like anyone cares.

"A cycling version of the London marathon" is it fuck. A marathon is hard and needs training. Even my granny could ride 100 miles on a stick of rhubarb (with gears) and she's been dead for twenty years.

To be fair, plenty of useless fucks finish the marathon too. It just takes them 8 hours.