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When I was about 12 years old me and my mate Joe (still my bmaforevz) went to a place called Ghost Town which an old WW2 air-base a few miles from my house. Back in the early 90s they demolished it and just left the concrete there, I don't remember there ever being builds as I was too young but it's well known in the area as that still.
Being young lads, we weren't afraid to experience outdoors.
Joe needed a shit.
Joe found some bushes and squatted down and did his business.
"James"
"what?"
"can you get me some leaves, I need to clean my bum"
"ok"
Off I went. I found the biggest leaves I could find to pass my best friend so he could clean the excrement from my ass.
I pass him the leaves, all is well until I hear shouting and screaming from behind the bush.
Come to find out, Joe was seriously allergic to these big leaves (which also where very thin if you know what I'm saying).
We rode home with Joe crying with poo on his hands and all on his ass, which was also a fiery red.