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I went to a house party about a year ago in Nottingham. The guy who was having the house party was called Eddy and he was a sound guy, problem with Eddy is that he used to drink a few pints and be off his face, this night was so exception.
We got there are around 11pm and he was hammered on the floor foaming out his mouth, probably about to die but hey, when has alcohol ever hurt anyone?
At around 1am, someone went in his dads room and found some very strange male 'toys', pump up ones, spike ones, big black ones, vibrating ones, you name it.
We did what any normal human being would do and duct tape these toys to Eddy's hands. Lots and lots of duct tape, so he couldn't get them off himself.
To this day his name is still Edward Dildohands..