• There was a craze about 10 years ago for Mini moto bikes and one kid who always used to get everything he wanted was a lad called Jordan. His mum was extremely poor after separating from her husband and her husband used to spoil Jordan to get back at her. Nike shocks, PS2 games, RC planes, you name it. Jordan just rolled up on this Mini Moto one day at the park. We all had BMXs or mountain bikes, being a total badass if you had suspension or gears, but this guy had an engine, he was the shit.

    After about 20 minuets of owning this thing, Jordan got a little cocky and started tearing up and down the path as fast as possible. All was good until he fell off and ripped most of his skin off (was wearing shorts and tshirt, probably doing about 25mph). He slipped on the biggest pile of dog shit I have EVER seen. It was all in his hair, down his face, all up his legs and it covered his bike. He went to hospital and never came back to school, I haven't seen him since.

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