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@james1234
9 years old, I was moved to the naughty table in school for being well eerrrr naughty?
There was a lad who I'd never spoken to even though we had gone to the same school for 4 years, his name was Richard. We became great friends in the whole 3 days I was on this table so I invited him to my house with a few of my other pals from school. We had just had our living room decorated so I had to be on my best behavior...muhahah.
Mum picked us up from school and dropped us off, my sister was looking after us but was busy sunbathing or something so just us lads in the house.
Richard had this bizarre ability to fart on demand. At 9 years old, this was like having a ferrari or a Rolex, it was something everyone else wanted.
We used to play this new game on our new sofa called Crocs which was basically jumping from 1 sofa to another without touching the floor. We told Richard to do it but fart when he was in the air, he did it and it was hilarious.
That day we had sports day so everyone was still in there P.E shorts and richard went from one sofa to the other and farted, but got a little more than he bargained for, he shat. It ran fell out his little red shorts and landed on my brand-new cream carpet.
To this day I have never seen someone cry so much, I still remind him about it.