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@Ramsaye
Ooh, you reminded me of a barmaid from there I was seing for a while, I used to get in free as I worked behind the bar of the White Horse by the courthouse and we used the same security firm so no queue and in through the back door for free. Speaking of which, after a few months of intimate romance she agreed to let me earn my brown wings. It didn't take me long to take off and land and I had the biggest fucking grin in the world, briefly.
When I withdrew I looked at mini Ramaye and realised that she must have had a very large one in the chamber primed and ready to fire. Gobsmacked and wondering how best to get cleaned up, she fired the rear barrel all over the little fella and his sack of jewels. Fortunately we were at her place so I sprinted to the shower got cleaned up as best I could and went to fix some drinks while she sorted out the mess which was once a nice bedroom.
Later on after a few beers, once the sheets were changed and I knew the chambers were empty, biggles got back in the plane and flew another lap of the aerodrome.