Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

...And a 100% chance of pain.

Didn't see any fire tornadoes today, last week was mental tho'...

And don't get me started on fucking drop bears...

Doesn't all that shit just happen in the bush? Like, Melbourne doesn't have house-sized spiders and stuff, does it?

Melbourne has the largest spiders (and cocroaches) I've ever seen...

^Really? I lived in Melbourne for over a year and never saw any giant killer spiders. Its the local rednecks deliberately trying to run you over that scared me the most

Don't say that. Joe :( I fucking hate spiders and harbour a secret wish to one day move to Melbourne.

How do you feel about giant flying cockroaches? :$

#slightlytrolling

you bastard. I'll just have to get a shotgun

I'm serious about the flying cockroaches tho'... Like Starship Troopers but in miniature (i.e. 4" long)... #queensland

Yeah, I've heard about some of the shit up there in bandit country. First time in Qland the cab driver tried to get me to come on a mushroom harvest the morning after. My kinda hood.

^Wrong thread.

Very old, but also very good.

figured it might be, but I'd missed it...

That's what you left polo for, apollo? Srsly?

Heh.

Apollo left polo?

that's appalling!