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@Chak
Best puke I've ever seen was courtesy of my mate at uni, we were all at the bar closest to uni (Soar Point) and he was a bit of a crap talker to girls, but tonight the Wiley bastard got lucky, he's letting fly with all the swagger of Freddy Mercury on ketamine and we're all watching the spectacle for some reason.
Midway through one of his sentences, he suddenly looks to the right and lets fly a stream of acidified pisscohol stream from his mouth into the canal next to the bar which hits the water like sheep shit pellets and immediately turns around, expression unchanged and continues from where he left odd mid conversation. Were all gob-smacked at this point and the girl fails to realise that her mouth resembles an open garage and just carried on like nothing happened.
He got laid that night.
Moral, if you're puking, do it in style and you might some one two action.