Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

Surely your butler should be at home, turning the bottles and polishing the silver, rather than accompanying you on your bike ride? Your valet should be the member of the staff out and about. When he's not starching your collars.

Apologies, you're right, I'm so uncouth.

Bertie: "Jeeves, admonish that man for me"

Jeeves: "Sir! Mr Wooster is of the opinion that you are a cunt"

Bertie: "Jeeves, admonish that man for me"

Jeeves: "Sir! Mr Wooster is of the opinion that you are a cunt"

Love it: "I say, you appaaaaaling ceee-unt!"

I use that over here a fair bit. Say it like the queen and it freaks people the fuck out.

What do you call it when you have a cock, tits and you wear a dress?
Well many moons ago two of whatever they are called tried to mug me up in Charleston South Carolina. I'm like Iadies all I got is shrapnel I spent the rest on drugs so how about a blow job instead? They are like what you are going to give us a blowjob? I'm like don't be soft you're going to give me a blow job...!!! Anyways to cut a long story short violence is just one option sometimes the way out is to make love not war.

Did the humour work? Did they give up trying to rob you? Like I said, sometimes laughing at agression is the best way to diffuse it. When I'm being tailgated by drivers, sometimes I wait till we stop and ask why they want to be so close to my ass. Not sure I'll offer a blowjob to the next gang of youths that hurl abuse at me on the street, though...

From personal experience it tends to be what makes them violent in the first place.

This thread is dreadfully good today.

Carry on.

Look, it wasn't me. Even though it might seem like an uncomfortable coincidence, it really wasn't me. I was on the other side of London, doing something completely different and I have witnesses.

I also try to avoid making personal comments

No you don't.

Or maybe you do try but not all that hard.

Or maybe you try really hard but just can't help yourself.

Point is - you regularly do make personal comments.

I like the fact you admit you're unnecessarily argumentative, though. Admitting you have a problem is the start of the road to getting over yourself.

I mean it. Getting over it.

;)

Sorry I called you dumb, Hefty.
And also for accusing you of adolescent posturing.

Accepted.

hugs

Now go back over all your old posts and apologise to everyone else.

Fuck everyone else they're all cunts.

Truth.

To: The two morons who plowed into the back of me yesterday evening in Marble Arch.

The light was red and pedestrians were in the crossing. You are not racing, stop trying to draft off everyone and pay attention to what is going on.

Think I'll take "Pay Attention!" as my words of choice next time I see idiotic riding. Or Idiotic anything.

Simple, concise, and not particularly offensive.

Love it: "I say, you appaaaaaling ceee-unt!"

I use that over here a fair bit. Say it like the queen and it freaks people the fuck out.

to truly freak someone out scream 'Roxanneee....you know you have to stop at a red light'

it works

Watched an incredible cat 6 commuter last night, he was clearly terrified of being relegated so continually undertook people. He had no observational skills never looked up to notice parked cars up ahead. Repeatedly he was undertaking people as others were overtaking the same cyclist. Each time his dick move was foiled by a parked car, quite a few times he had to actually stop as there were now a stream of passing cyclists and he was stuck in the gutter.

I was chatting to another cyclist warning him about that cunt behind us who is likely to undertake, just as the idiot did it again.

At the next lights I did politely ask if he might consider overtaking as he kept getting trapped by undertaking, and he said "observation noted". I was truly impressed that he then overtook people on the next stretch of road.

Did the humour work? Did they give up trying to rob you? Like I said, sometimes laughing at agression is the best way to diffuse it. When I'm being tailgated by drivers, sometimes I wait till we stop and ask why they want to be so close to my ass. Not sure I'll offer a blowjob to the next gang of youths that hurl abuse at me on the street, though...

They never robbed me. They turned out to be a right laugh.

To: The two morons who plowed into the back of me yesterday evening in Marble Arch.

Sorry about that, I was on my way to the dry cleaners to pick up two shirts for my trip to the opera that night. It was thrilling, by the way (the opera, not the dry cleaners). Nice to meet you.

Erm, how the fuck are you supposed to do 5 mph when they are block by peds?

pedantic thread>>>>>>>>>>>>

(it's just after the 'morally superior thread', if you get to the 'tolerant' thread you've gone to far. I know if you hit the 'party' thread you'll be lost)

He can hide out in the kitchen thread.

What's the kitchen thread?

Mr Racer undertaking in a downpour, only to find himself stuck behind a nodder, and anxiously trying to pull back out in front of me because he just Must. Be. First. When I pointed out that undertaking - particularly when it's pissing down - was a wanker manoeuvre, he made some sarky comment about not needing lessons. I beg to differ....

Mr Racer undertaking in a downpour, only to find himself stuck behind a nodder, and anxiously trying to pull back out in front of me because he just Must. Be. First. When I pointed out that undertaking - particularly when it's pissing down - was a wanker manoeuvre, he made some sarky comment about not needing lessons. I beg to differ....

Took the GrannyBike today because of the rain; some riders seem to assume I'll be slow because of it. Mr Undertaker shot past me on the inside as the lights turned green on the Walworth Road, only to immediately get stuck behind the bus in front. Seemed quite upset by the fact that I wasn't about to let him cut me up again. Was very tempted to give him a Froome-style brush off.

Pro tip: pass on the outside, and don't assume other riders will be forgiving when you act like a twat.

Appropriate username for said rant