Um, you do realise that the literal (no euph) meaning is that you actually sexually assaulted your helmet?
To put it another way, "bugger" is rarely used as a euphemism, along with similarly brutal words such as rape, decapitate, lobotomise and scoble.
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Um, you do realise that the literal (no euph) meaning is that you actually sexually assaulted your helmet?
To put it another way, "bugger" is rarely used as a euphemism, along with similarly brutal words such as rape, decapitate, lobotomise and scoble.