For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

wireless router + laptop = win.

The poo was caused by the excitement of the auction.

It's like when you're waiting for a taxi that's gonna take you for a massive session.

Always need to go poo.

We call it 'Pre sesh nerves', or pre session nerves.

Personally, I always need a dump when I'm playing hide and seek.

I get hidden.

A great spot, never going to get found.

I get excited.

I squirm.

The turtle is curious.

Mr Brown is at the window.

I touch cloth.

I leave my excellent hiding place to crimp of a length of dirty spine, losing the game in the process.

Life is cruel.

deserves to be here.