• Left a can of cider to one side while testing a generator at a festival. Came back to it and had a swig.

    My first impression was that some twat had put a fag out inside it until the sodding wasp stung me on my gum.

    I legged it for St. Johns who had ant-histamine tablets. I swallowed the wasp after biting down on it...

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