For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Once my mate was at home, in the days before cordless house phones were common, and his boss decided to call him for a quick 45 minute chat. A few minutes in, he realised he desperately needed to lay some cable

Not being the kind of guy to say 'can I call you back in five? I think someone's at the door', he decided it was better to use whatever was within the radius of the fully extended phone cord, which happened to be a McDonald's bag

But how great knowing you were taking a dump mid call to the boss!!