• The hoover weighed a fucking ton when I brought it down - Lucifer 120,000 - Wasps 0.

    When my folks moved into their current place, a big old Victorian job with loads of nooks and crannies, the loft literally hummed.

    On inspection, it turned out to be infested with cluster flies, which had set up home during the colder months, and then started to breed with a vengeance as the weather turned warmer - The loft hatch became a portal onto a dipteran maelstrom, the air almost solid with wings and bug bodies.

    A few well placed canisters of gaseous murder later, and the rest of the day was spent vacuuming up bag after bag of fly carcases.

    But wasps are proper cunts though. You should probably just burn the house down to be safe.

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