Football

So you hate watchin the beautiful game amongst forrins...gotchya.... Seeing as you're more cock-o-ney than Eric Bristow nowadays why not follow Millwall. They'd welcome you with swallow tattooed arms. Get your pie and mash on, innit. Though you might struggle with scouse*

So tell me, you were actually, literally, factually born in Deptford. How come you don't support Millwall then?

*don't need an answer, I couldn't give two fucks