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*= both the dish and you accent

Now I know you're trollin'. Scouse birds are amongst the hardest to get stuck into. FACT. I had very little in the way of natives. I've never claimed to be anyone or tell anyone whom the could and could not support. Whom do you think my old man followed?

That's because you've got no game! Even I've ruined scouse birds (four of them over the course of a week in Faliraki).

Fuck me - I look so bad that years ago I was approached by a representative of Ugly Models and asked to contact them.

Mind you, the last photos I saw of you were of the back of your head - maybe you're losing it...