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"I see that Liverpool football club are big in Melbourne at the moment, well I suppose it's still the 1980's over there"

About 12/15 if you're asking

Fair enough...

I made 22 last season. Every home game plus three away (one of them cup). Apparently I'm still plastic though as I wasn't born in Birmingham.

I wont be able to make all the home games this year but should make 80-90% of them.

12/15 - what, left before the end to avoid the traffic?

Errr....what you on about mate?

Born in Liverpool you tit, unlike EVERY ONE of you plastic helmets on here!

I've lived there longer than you and spend more there you (probably), you turnip. What's your point?
When are you donning the shirt. Fuck me! it's got to better than that coat®!!!

What Martinez songs have you come up with?

I've lived there longer than you and spend more there you (probably), you turnip. What's your point?
When are you donning the shirt. Fuck me! it's got to better than that coat®!!!

What Martinez songs have you come up with?

What the frig has that gotta do with anything?? Born there, family all Scousers, moved down here in '87....supported Everton all my life

You....ahhh, let's see....born in LONDON, Deptford if we're being pedantic, went to Uni in Liverpool for a few years, hung out the back of a few Scouse birds so supports Liverpool! Fuck me, you're hardly Ricky Tomlinson!

#cockneykopitethread>>>>>>>>>>>>

I keep forgetting Everton won nothing in the 80s when you started following them.

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#Weartheshirtyousweatyfuckingcunt

Ftfy

Same shit, different day. Must be the football thread.

Can we now go back to trolling the resident plastic kopites, normal order needs to be resumed.

Jaw, have your seen that Stamford has a new mate called Bridget? Have to get a snap of you with her as well

^^ Like the fact the Suarez wants to play for a team [strike]competing[/strike] playing in Europe next season?

well today has enlivened the off season

roll on the charity shield

Suarez to Arsenal deal agreed - personal terms next...

Don't be a sheath

I'd rather be sat with a load of local Scouse Evertonians than the cast to 'Mind Your Language'

So you hate watchin the beautiful game amongst forrins...gotchya.... Seeing as you're more cock-o-ney than Eric Bristow nowadays why not follow Millwall. They'd welcome you with swallow tattooed arms. Get your pie and mash on, innit. Though you might struggle with scouse*

"Prickwank" is a new one in the list of derogatory comments.

I thought all scousers were forrins anyway. An odd mix of Irish and Welsh with a bit of Norf thrown in and maybe a scotch or two.

That's not going to help house prices around where Pisti and I live

What the frig has that gotta do with anything?? Born there, family all Scousers, moved down here in '87....supported Everton all my life

You....ahhh, let's see....born in LONDON, Deptford if we're being pedantic, went to Uni in Liverpool for a few years, hung out the back of a few Scouse birds so supports Liverpool! Fuck me, you're hardly Ricky Tomlinson!

#cockneykopitethread>>>>>>>>>>>>

*= both the dish and your accent

Now I know you're trollin'. Scouse birds are amongst the hardest to get stuck into. FACT. I had very little in the way of natives. I've never claimed to be anyone or tell anyone whom the could and could not support. Whom do you think my old man followed?

Given the correct use of whom, I suspect Chelsea.

*= both the dish and you accent

Now I know you're trollin'. Scouse birds are amongst the hardest to get stuck into. FACT. I had very little in the way of natives. I've never claimed to be anyone or tell anyone whom the could and could not support. Whom do you think my old man followed?

That's because you've got no game! Even I've ruined scouse birds (four of them over the course of a week in Faliraki).

Fuck me - I look so bad that years ago I was approached by a representative of Ugly Models and asked to contact them.

Mind you, the last photos I saw of you were of the back of your head - maybe you're losing it...

So you hate watchin the beautiful game amongst forrins...gotchya.... Seeing as you're more cock-o-ney than Eric Bristow nowadays why not follow Millwall. They'd welcome you with swallow tattooed arms. Get your pie and mash on, innit. Though you might struggle with scouse*

So tell me, you were actually, literally, factually born in Deptford. How come you don't support Millwall then?

*don't need an answer, I couldn't give two fucks

Mind you, the last photos I saw of you were of the back of your head - maybe you're losing it...

That the one I took of him in the back of a cab with his fuckin bike??!

Was it a folding bike?

No....full on fixie skidder

Forumengers Getting Into The Back of Taxi With Bike Thread

There are more?!

Fuckin ' hell, the world's gone mad.

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