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I've lived there longer than you and spend more there you (probably), you turnip. What's your point?
When are you donning the shirt. Fuck me! it's got to better than that coat®!!!

What Martinez songs have you come up with?

What the frig has that gotta do with anything?? Born there, family all Scousers, moved down here in '87....supported Everton all my life

You....ahhh, let's see....born in LONDON, Deptford if we're being pedantic, went to Uni in Liverpool for a few years, hung out the back of a few Scouse birds so supports Liverpool! Fuck me, you're hardly Ricky Tomlinson!

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