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So, I had a sex dream about TW2. I've never met him in real life and now, frankly, I don't think I want to.
He didn't like it when I spurned his advances: he put on a cycle helmet and tried to bundle me out of the door. I probably didn't help matters by saying "By the way, it's you I am rejecting, not your genitals".
I decided to ignore that I had no trousers on and my bike no seat post or saddle and go. Once outside I found myself at the end of the Dunwich Dynamo (in which I have even less interest than I do in TW2's privates). It was dark and I was lost.