Does'nt sound quite so amazeballs though does it? In fact how are the balls, have they been crushed to dust? I'd be interested to know what saddle Hippy used for this, as one that you can sit on for 24 hours can't be bad.
Clearly these TT's are just too easy these days, they need a new measure, hows about a 1000 mile TT. Hippy only managed 0.518 of them, which on reflection counts as a DNF, must do better
There is always the 365day record to beat.