Tour de France 2013

I didn't think that the loathing of Cound stemmed from her gender but from the fact that she was a rather pushy Saffir. I thought it was racist rather than sexist, if pushy Saffirs are a race.

We didn't know she was South African until she spoke yesterday on the box, she's still despicable regardless of gender, race, species.

She's Welsh isn't she?! Which is an entirely different can of worms.

I think the accent is for Chucky's benefit.

Sagan had a green beard this year, a clamour of cock on anyone who says that this was not a step up in performance from last year. Seriously though, he's maybe not been as effervescent as last year but he's been bloody consistent and it's exciting having him in the mix as opposed to just waiting and watching to see which of the sprinters trains is most organised.