Riding fixed is like flying kite without a string

"intelligent"

Intelligent design?

"intelligent"

Sorry mate, I roll deep.

Well as a rocket surgeon, you would fail. The kite would be launched and forever drift pushed by thermals and differing breezes. Till one day the kite bio degrades and dies with only the spirit of the kite forever drifting in our souls.

Indeed I'm a failed rocket sturgeon.

I'll battle on in the hope one day a kite spirit will enter my soul, free my mind and elevate my knowledge of the cosmos.

Riding fixed is like shooting pigeons in a barrel. Blindfolded.

Riding fixed gives you too much time for making dumb-ass philosophical statements.

Riding fixed is like wearing flipflops in the snow

Riding fixed is like shouting "Stop telling me what to do" through a traffic cone.

Riding fixed (downhill) is like jogging on the spot on an escalator.

Riding fixed downhill is like winning a voucher for a free root canal treatment when really you just need a bowel movement.

Riding fixed is like scoring tickets to see The Fall and turning up to find a stage empty except for Mark E Smith and your granny on bongos.

would still be a good gig FACT

Riding fixed is like getting to the ferry port and finding out your passport is out of date.

ooof harsh, poor dimi

did you have a good trip though andy ?

Riding fixed is, like, totally.

ooof harsh, poor dimi

did you have a good trip though andy ?

Yes it was awesome. Good to catch up with friends and see how the Parisian Fixed gear culture is evolving.

Riding fixed is like posting road bikes on a Fixed Gear forum.

Riding fixed is like wanting to have a simple life in a complicated world.

Riding fixed is like dying on the way to a funeral and feeling relieved.

Riding fixed is like getting to the ferry port and finding out your passport is out of date.

negged.

Riding fixed is like getting to the ferry port and finding out your passport is out of date.

If it's Santander you can at least get yourself a free Dolan.

Riding fixed is having your bike on a turbo trainer.

Am I doing this right?

yes

riding fixed is for the yoot