"Oh Shit" moments...

Heading along Coldharbour Lane one day, I actually had one nobhead leap sideways (and head first) out into the road. He nutted me as if trying to head me into goal, if you see what I mean. It was a completely suicidal manoeuvre and he was damn lucky to encounter me and not the car behind me.

Had to sit down on the kerb for five minutes while my head cleared.

Had that one at the top of shaftesbury avenue. He smashed his glasses I fell off and collided with a bus that was to my right but luckily stationary and he got a concussion. LOL good times.