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@TooTallTim
I was at a party once where a friend, who had a tendency to "over-do" things, drank most of litre of whiskey and thought he might dabble in a little bit of opium. It was when he started mumbling under his voice some really dark stuff that we told him it was time to go home, he agreed, and left via the kitchen back door. Or at least we thought he did. The door actually slammed about 10mins after he supposedly left.
Going into the kitchen to see what the noise was, we find he has left, but has also left a weird, ungodly smell. We're all men here, smells are smells and we thrive on creating them.
Until we opened the fridge. Inside, splattered all up the door, the shelves, right to the back, was still-warm human excrement.
We called his mobile and eventually got through to him after many a mumbled answer through his opiated high. "I just had to go, I'm so sorry. I just had to flick it out my trouser leg and that seemed like the most logical place to put it"
Slowly we shut the door and thought we'll deal with it tomorrow, not now, we're all in a state of near-vomit shock. We all went back round the next day to help the clear up operation, and the guy whose house it was answers the door wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "Same Shit, Different Day" on it.
tl;dr Whiskey and opium might cause you to shit in a fridge.