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Not even a cheeky cigar, a few bottles of lukewarm Kro and a pint of espresso in the hotel would dislodge the dead turbot that had stuck itself in my ass, and to this day I have a sense of bewonderment that the human body is able to produce such emissions whilst not also being in the process of dying.

The end.

Have you defecated since?