Football

Rooney's going to PSG.

Mr Potato head wants out and Moyes won't sell him to a "rival" club. Spain won't come up with the money so he's off to the current kings of spunking.

Don't put your house on it, but it might be worth a few quid.

Rooney in Paris ? He's going to Chelsea I reckon - the only debate is the price, £25-27m I reckon.