Football

Man City agree 24m Jovetic deal.

Christ that's a lot of money

So that's the Tevez money gone then.

Major downgrade too.

Even WE wouldn't sign Bendtner. He's too much of a cunt for us.

Errrr....

Bellamy
Nolan
Ruddock
Lampard
Ferdinand
Dicks

#noshirtnotalk

who did duncan ferguson play for again?

Lol apparently there is not a single club out there who wants him.
On that note, what has happened to Arshavin?

His contract ended at the end of June. He's gone back to Zenit St Petersburg.

Roma make 7m bid for Gervinho - I'd really like to see that go through.

Then it's only Bendtner, Chamakh and Santos left to shift.

£7m? Have they seen him play?

His old manager from when he was half decent wants him. So I guess he's blinded by the good old days in Lille.

Who cares.

#goodbyeforehead

Rooney to Chelsea

#tapsnose
👍⚽💷💷💷💷💷💷

that nose has been bang on recently...

This is 90% gonna happen

What will you do if it doesn't happen?

Some mate of Rooneys wife's cousin's uncle's sister told you? Back in the 'pool?

Sexpanther.

Sexpanther.

Nah, Venom

What will you do if it doesn't happen?

FKW for a month?

A granny that Pisti was yentzing, yentzed Rooney the day before thinking that a bald fat scouser had to be Pisti and he, Rooney not Pisti told her and she told Pisti that he was going to be in town for a while. Mind you, it might have been Derek Hatton. Or Ringo Starr.

just spotted Clever Pun and John H on the protest ride talking about next season... or was it the one after next already

It was definitely about the future. No mention of history at all.

wayne rooney angry and confused

what did someone write L on his right boot and R on his left boot

Rooney >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Stop wetting the bed you whiney twat.

Now, when does the transfer window close?

^ he's as bad as pisti

Has anyone posted the ratface advert up yet?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/luis-suarez-advert-video-liverpool-2057867

needed more bites

I liked the ad, amused me

I've just seen Rooney to chelsea for Mata and 10 mil!!! wtf