For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

This is a massive CSB. You'll all love it.

Every Christmas one of my Grandad's mates used to receive a box of chocolate covered Brazil nuts from a cousin or someone. He had no teeth so just used to suck the chocolate off and leave the nut.

He then used to put the nuts back in a bowel on the coffee table for people to help themselves to when they came round.

Whose bowel was on the table? You sure they were chocolate nuts?