Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Surely the brief for this thread (and any HHSB) is:

1. a track* frame (ideally of some rarity or providence),
   
2. at least one sticker or spoke card,
   
3. having rims no shallower than 30mm, unless there are less than 5 spokes,
   
4. set up for street riding,
   
5. comprising of no less than 3 street cred components,
   
6. built using a minimum £1k worth of parts @ RRP (i.e. total build) - bonus points for anyone who has spent +10% over RRP to achieve the final product, and
   
7. has some sort of aesthetic appeal no matter how remote.
   
   

• there maybe *some *remote exceptions where frames other than track ones can be accepted, but the default should always be track frames with track geo.
  
  

There is also a case to be made for a bright colour to be included, but I have omitted this on the basis that there are some legitimate murda'd out HHSB. The same goes for large logo's, they are generally approved of, but not core.
A brief summary.