Roadies: the Daily Mail Reader of cycling

So what's next from Skully's list of provocative thread titles:

"Coffee: a brown and bitter liquid that's a bit like speed for middle class people."

"Children: the small and stupid version of adults."

"Adults: the large and repressed version of children."

"Sex: a clichéd juxtaposition of genitals."

Come on, start a new thread, I'm bored.

All need Daily Mail "?" of prejudice