Football

Is that spurs new cunt?

No, ape lad has been there a while now.

Downing is underrated. He's an intelligent footballer who can implement a game plan. This goes unnoticed a lot. It is why he is often displacing footballers considered to be better than him. He is handy to have at a club but you wouldn't want to rely on him if you're aiming for the CL.

Summed up perfectly.

Looks like Gazza is finally on his way out

oh for a small but effective hand grenade or an uzi

thank goodness mark cavendish isn't called luis suarez or the press would be trying to ban him for the rest of the tour

and the last one from me a bit more light hearted

The Nigeria Football Federation has suspended four teams involved in "scandalous scorelines" after two lower league clubs chasing promotion and needing to boost their goal differences won games 79-0 and 67-0.
In the matches, played at the same time, Plateau United Feeders reportedly scored 72 of their goals in the second half to beat Akurba FC 79-0. Police Machine swept 61 goals past Babayaro FC in the second 45 minutes of their 67-0 game.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/09/nigeria-scandalous-scorelines

i lied just spotted this little gem in the telegraph

Footballer John Terry's father charged with racist attack
Chelsea footballer John Terrys father was charged today with carrying out a racist attack on a man after a fracas in the City of London.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/10170336/Footballer-John-Terrys-father-charged-with-racist-attack.html

oh for a small but effective hand grenade or an uzi

It's in the past now Dicki, let it go.....oh....wait....nevermind

oh for a small but effective hand grenade or an uzi

Aye. Not sure who the bald bloke is and Scholes is OK but the rest would look better on the floor

Best player at the 2002 world cup, thats who he is.

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chelsea-star-john-terrys-dad-2041195

Aye. Not sure who the bald bloke is and Scholes is OK but the rest would look better on the floor

Nicky Butt, Man u's golden generation etc etc

Nicky Butt, Man u's golden generation etc etc

Oh yes of course. I thought I recognised him

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chelsea-star-john-terrys-dad-2041195

reeeeeep ......... actually feel free to repost that as many times as you want ... lolz john terry WAC

That picture is ace.

is that the one of him lifting the wimbledon trophy ?

Phil Neville's gone a bit

We've just got this kid from Barca on a season loan

Gerard Deulofeu ● The Future ● 2012-2013 ||HD|| - YouTube

Looks the tits!

#gonnawintheleague

Will there be space in the treatment room for when we kick the shit out of him on 21st September? Or will he be bench-warming because you rabble couldn't afford to pay for the damages caused?

Maybe we'll get to sort him out on 1st March...

He's more likely to be another Sonny Pike.

Pisti suddenly seeing the benefits of Martinez as Everton manager, a manager he didn't even want.
Ohmydays...

#weartheshirt

Bale transfer back on...

#tapspistisliverpoolshirt

^ Who cares about that when Forest might be signing Rafik Djebbour

Jaw, if you're relying on pisti to #weartheshirt, then that transfer is never going to happen.

Well done Corny - you've just guaranteed that it'll go through...

pisti's avoided it so far I'm assuming we will as well..

let me know when you're back in the country, we'll go for a pint..