What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Awesome, better than anything Pistanator's come up with.

My Mate James got into a weird one with Jazzy B last year, they were drunk and doing something stupid, randomly knocking on his door, and it all went a bit Pete Tong.

Speaking of whom, I spotted him the other day in Soho and mused out loud to my collegue ' Wow, it must be strange for there to be a rhyming slang of your name!'

He's been in Rapha, too.