Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Yet you put out a t-shirt saying "Death to Roadies" on it?

If you're really trying to allign yourself with Dogtown values instead of just doing a tongue in cheek rip-off to sell to cunts then you'd be beating road cyclists up, knocking them off their bikes and hounding them out of your area... but then you wouldn't because you're a bunch of bitches.

You're as precious about your bikes as any gaylord roadie out there. 5 years ago (the last time I was in London) some Kanye West looking douchebag member of your 'crew' snapped his own spoke by spinning his rear wheel into my bike, catching the front nut and then crying like a little bitch demanding that I apologise for snapping his spoke. I should have smacked the taste out of his mouth and thrown him over the bridge into the Thames. He had his boys Jay-Z and Mr Chow as backup mean mugging even though they had the physical builds of children, and they were up against myself and the almighty AFDS. I laughed, thought "WAC" and apologised sarcastically for snapping his spoke. Cue more mean mugs and kissing of teeth and then an actual high five between Mr Chow and Kanye West. Seriously guys..

If these are the people who represent your crew then fuck you. And fuck what you stand for.

Bikes are bikes, get over yourself. You say you'll never be a roadie and thank god, because it means that you'll dissapear into your own little corner of fixiegear4lyfeland and self fellate over the latest issue of fixed magazine and what a good job you've done and how big a boy you are now that you're all grown up. Douche.

Sounds like you are talking about Steve Bryden, his name is essbee on here. You should talk to him personally and relive some tension...

|t seems like you have some psychological damage from an intense moment on the road 5 years ago that you never got over.

Boo hoo :(