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• #27
No no no Champagne is made by the French grape growers farting into a tank of white wine. Result: Fizzy Piss.
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• #28
TV's Stu Francis ironically *couldn't *actually 'crush a grape'. An accident with a hedge trimmer at the age of eight severed tendons in his left hand, leaving him with virtually no strength in his digits. His right hand was severely mangled several years later during a backstage arm wrestling contest with Jimmy Krankie.
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• #29
Wednesday is not for another two days.
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• #31
White grapes - white wine
Red grapes - red wine
mix up - roséNope. They can all be made entirely from red grapes. Colour is mostly a matter of how long you leave the grape skins in the pulp before you scoop them out.
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• #32
Bigger than Wimbledon..
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• #33
good shout!
grape picking,
apple picking,
banana stealing,
coconut slashing-
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• #34
Grapes are hermaphrodites like apricots.
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• #35
no, you're a hermaphrodite, etc....
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• #36
I makes yer wonder what it's all aboot Mr Partridge!
Not now Michael.
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• #37
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This stuff is awesome but unsure how much it actually has to do with grapes.
This grape used to grow in my garden in South Africa. I have many fond memories eating them. -
• #38
It has a particular taste unlike normal grapes
This is actually almost quite close to reality, sort of.
A blanc de noirs champagne is made by gently squeezing red grapes, so only white juice comes out. They tend to have a more golden colour and a more intense taste (at least in the good ones).
Rosé is a blend as Parryman says.
This stuff is awesome but unsure how much it actually has to do with grapes.