What are the Must Haves for cycling.

Good excuses not too...

Got all of them. Any more -.-

The ability to survive sweaty hugs (see above for culprit)

TM hugging again!?

No, ninja deletes have restored the sense of it. (Awaits the inevitable)

a pointless thread

A heart

A reliable sphincter, not too tight, not too loose.

Balance

£350 Thule roof rack to attach your Cervélo to your Audi A6 estate.

This, http://www.lfgss.com/thread101291.html, this, http://www.lfgss.com/thread105075.html and I think you should probably have the mechs from this post as well, or you won't be able to go up hills, http://www.lfgss.com/thread98250.html.

Apart from that, nothing.

you need some dibs.
get some here:

http://www.lfgss.com/thread76552-3.html

£1 please

all the flavours of clif bars sellotaped to your bare arms

lubes

The ability to parse complex visual information and respond appropriately when moving through varying urban and extra-urban terrain whilst moving at speed.

Respect for other road users and pedestrians.

Weak lemon drink in this season's must-have bidon.

Infinite patience and wisdom.

Glossy, rippled thighs, bemuscled like a Renaissance sculpture and as lithe as a shaved cat swimming through melted shea butter.

At least one diagnosable personality disorder.

Several aliases and a fetish for anonymous tags and bullying.

An emergency tincture of dried and powdered lion piss and sparrows testes.

A sound familiarity with the complex arguments for and against the wearing of helmets, ipods, and the inclusion of a front brake on your rhad fixeh.

A penchant for leaning at inappropriate times.