As a lizard person, I already read all your boring emails anyway. Dammit's are probably the worst. Thousands of complaints sent out to thousands of companies every week after he's sat on something else and broke it. Hippy's endless "meet hot midgets in your area now!" daily digests come a close second. For all snotters' attempts to look like a rebel full of perversions and rawr on public forums all his emails are about allotments, his premium bonds, and order confirmations for woolen waistcoats. I'm onto you.
As a lizard person, I already read all your boring emails anyway. Dammit's are probably the worst. Thousands of complaints sent out to thousands of companies every week after he's sat on something else and broke it. Hippy's endless "meet hot midgets in your area now!" daily digests come a close second. For all snotters' attempts to look like a rebel full of perversions and rawr on public forums all his emails are about allotments, his premium bonds, and order confirmations for woolen waistcoats. I'm onto you.