The mayonnaise in my burger was too nosy for my taste, asking all sorts of personal questions. The poor lettuce didn't know where to look, a ruse for planting bugs to gather data, information, evidence and proof of my involvement in all wrongdoing, for which I am unrepentant. I will be taking my business elsewhere though, to the ignorant Mick's chippy where the batter doesn't cast aspersions.
The mayonnaise in my burger was too nosy for my taste, asking all sorts of personal questions. The poor lettuce didn't know where to look, a ruse for planting bugs to gather data, information, evidence and proof of my involvement in all wrongdoing, for which I am unrepentant. I will be taking my business elsewhere though, to the ignorant Mick's chippy where the batter doesn't cast aspersions.