"Oh Shit" moments...

3 OS moments in two days, not sure if it's me being eager after being off the saddle for a couple of weeks or if it's just a really late cap curse.

1. Car moving parallel to me stops before a yellow box junction as it should. I carry on because I won't be stopping on the boxes. I'm halfway through when a van going the other way turns right into me. Me: "FUCKING HELL!". Driver drops mobile phone and goes into shock. Me: "TWAT!" and cycle away, a few hundred meters down the road I stop at a traffic light and look back, the van hasn't moved... I guess he was more surprised than me.