What do you think about while cycling?

"oh youre trying to overtake?"
"no chance"
"downhil, weeeeeeee"
"dam headwind"
"haah youre still behind me butt face"
"my legs are on fire"
"slow down, try and look cool"
"sick skid"
"oh and now you overtake"
"oh look people"
"put the hammer down look fast"
"yea i nearly hit you get on the pavement"
"POTHOLES!!!"
"wheelied like a boss"
"ill slow clap you around the face"
"roundabout shhhhh"

the small conversation i had with myself yesterday
Ha - I remember the "slow clap around the face".

shudders