What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Chuck me a few quid when you see me sitting on the kerb outside the front of The Splendour with a nutter local I can't shake and all the rest of the affluently destitute.

And don't forget to keep up appearances like I am - that courtyard you dismiss is a 'secret garden' of profound wonder. You're just not looking closely enough.

Are you still wearing merino tights and a flat cap to your local or this is a Winter option only?