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  • Here's the real fucking fail. Fell off some scaffolding I'd climbed up, pissed. Climbed it many times before, this time a fixing came loose, bar rotated, I decked it from about 6m, walked on it for about 10 mins, which then became as assisted hobble. Woke up at 7.30 unable to move it, called amberlamps.

    6 weeks minimum with a full leg cast. I am a bellend. I'm also missing about 3k of work and I'm not insured (insurance guy even came round the other day but I couldn't afford it at the time).

    WINNER!

    All in all I deserve no sympathy because I'm a bellend.

    Edit: gonna get well buff shoulders from using crutches though.

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