Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Srz question Andy - I struggle to understand the fixiefascist thing . Different bikes on different days make me smile in exactly the same way, being stoopid and muddy on a cycloX bike can raise as much of a grin as chunking down the gears on a flat straight road

Only adhering to one way of riding to me would be like eating jerk chicken every day, now I like me jerk chicken, but every day!

Perhaps in 2040 there'll be a fixiebiek revival and Andy will get interviewed on the Vice channel (part of Sky)?