This morning's commute and other commuting stories

WTF was going on on Brixton Road this morning? It was mayhem. Lots of drivers pulling in and out of junctions without warning/looking, a lady with a pushchair and a toddler just stood in the middle of the road trying to cross and 4 idiots going up the inside of a clearly indicating lorry at the Brixton/Oval junction.

Must be a full moon tonight. I had a bloke walk his family, including two small children, out into the traffic between two buses opposite Westminster tube just as the lights went green. Looked at me like I was an alien for suggesting he instead used the crossing 20 feet away.