What do you think about while cycling?

I think I've forgotten to turn strava on.

^^ On that occasion I was on the only bike of mine that does fit properly :-)

Why did I bring a backpack

Why isn't Indra carrying my backpack?

All these trees look the same....

"Bloody Garmin fail."

Why don't I have a garmin

Oh fuck toe overlap

"I want a new bike. Right now!"

Oh fuck the ground

Shoulda work lycra

"I literally know every bloody light change, pothole, lump, bump and groove on this route."

Oh fuck the ground
But at least the bike's OK :)

Oh fuck the ground

Must spread rep.

Does anyone think about where they are actually going?

^ I'm normally going home.

You bastard, now I've got Daft Punk rammed up my brain hole.

Mwuhaha

Everything I think about when i'm in bed trying to sleep.

"if we swapped bikes I'd fly past you 10x faster than I already am"

"what if I could press a button and my entire bike turns carbon fibre"

"If he tries to cut me up i'll shout..."

"I need a garmin"

"Those guys on the forum seam to like this...hmmmm"

" I wonder if I will get get cut up / doored / hit today "

" I wonder if the wind will be blowing in my face when I'm coming back the other way like it always does"