When I call you out for pulling out of a side street on the right and forcing me to brake hard and swerve towards the other cyclist I was overtaking I don't think it's a good idea to get on your high horse and call me a cunt for calling you a cunt. How original. Then, when I slow down and ask who you think you are and what you think you're doing, don't try and cycle off in a panic down the road, I'm not intimidating enough to run through the red lights on a busy crossing for and I'll just catch you up later and call you a cunt more for endangering yourself and being a nuisance to other road users. Oh, I did. You are a cunt.
Dear cunt #2,
I shouted "STOP!" at you as you merrily rolled through a red light at a pedestrian crossing with children and parents crossing it for a reason. It's a crossing near a school, which I'm sure you go through every day on your commute so you know how busy it is. There was a truck blocking your view of whoever was attempting to cross the road and plenty of other cyclists waiting there. A red light means stop you fucking obnoxious fucktard. The fact you "didn't hit them, so it's ok" does not make it ok. Oh you're wearing a helmet and I'm not, that must make you a safer and more considerate cyclist.
GAAAAAAAAAH!
This, this is why I regularly take the opportunity to turn up to work a bit later than I should. It means I avoid death wish commuters who aren't content with just endangering themselves, they have to endanger everybody else.
Dear cunt #1,
When I call you out for pulling out of a side street on the right and forcing me to brake hard and swerve towards the other cyclist I was overtaking I don't think it's a good idea to get on your high horse and call me a cunt for calling you a cunt. How original. Then, when I slow down and ask who you think you are and what you think you're doing, don't try and cycle off in a panic down the road, I'm not intimidating enough to run through the red lights on a busy crossing for and I'll just catch you up later and call you a cunt more for endangering yourself and being a nuisance to other road users. Oh, I did. You are a cunt.
Dear cunt #2,
I shouted "STOP!" at you as you merrily rolled through a red light at a pedestrian crossing with children and parents crossing it for a reason. It's a crossing near a school, which I'm sure you go through every day on your commute so you know how busy it is. There was a truck blocking your view of whoever was attempting to cross the road and plenty of other cyclists waiting there. A red light means stop you fucking obnoxious fucktard. The fact you "didn't hit them, so it's ok" does not make it ok. Oh you're wearing a helmet and I'm not, that must make you a safer and more considerate cyclist.
GAAAAAAAAAH!
This, this is why I regularly take the opportunity to turn up to work a bit later than I should. It means I avoid death wish commuters who aren't content with just endangering themselves, they have to endanger everybody else.